idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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