This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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