I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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