Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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