I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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