I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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