Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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