If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Randomize