I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Randomize
