this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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