Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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