i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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