I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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