I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
The feeling are messing with the penis
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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