Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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