You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
porn star boner night. come get it.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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