Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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