How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Randomize
