put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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