Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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