Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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