We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Randomize
