I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Quick, to the slutcave!
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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