This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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