I just made out with a guy for $7.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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