you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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