The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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