those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I just want to make out with him forever
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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