Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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