didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
My Higher Power is John Stamos
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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