Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Are we still banned from the library?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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