She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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