ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Randomize
