and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
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