Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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