She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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