Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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