So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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