So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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