he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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