i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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