Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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