Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Randomize
