So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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