Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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