is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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