Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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