absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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