Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
i am craving dick and cupcakes
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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