tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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