I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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