I think I just saw someone hide a body.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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