CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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